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14.04.2006

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imageDas sieht so aus, als hätte ein tagessau  Vampirjäger das mal richtig ernst gemeint. Das ist schon ein wenig doomy.



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You are bidding on a 19th century Vampire Killing Kit. No reserve auction !

imageThe box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .

The old Prayer Book is old romanian language (chirilica), 19th century-hard covers. There is a mith saying whoever is able to read from this Book, he will be able to win the fight with the dark forces, demons, vampires and other demonic creatures .

The knife is 13.1 inches long with a metal handle. It’s made of heavy metal and can be easily thrown - it will always hit the target with the sharp tip. Has a gothic theme and detailing of fangs.

imageThe metal box contains one syringe and it can be used to inject liquid garlic or secret serums into vampires. It has a small cross on it made of silver . The syringe can sustain temperatures up to 200 Celsius degrees. The cross is very old, with one beautiful black stone and is on a very old metal chain .

The metal teeth plier ( 7.5 inches ) was used in the past to remove the vampire’s teeth. There is also a special tool called Dentol ( 5.5 inches ) used in the past to remove the vampire’s teeth.

“Is est Sanctus Res ego sum decessio secundum ut meus pius futurus adsuesco assuesco obviam Malum , Nox noctis Ingredior Nosferatu , Lamia quod Intentus.”

and translates into:

“This is the Holy Thing , I am leaving behind to my own kind to be used against the Evil, the Night Walker , Nosferatu , the Vampire and Strigoi .”

“ In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen “ ( In the name of the Father , the Son and the the Holy Spirit ) .

Some vampire experts claim that kits such as the present lot were very common in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries among travelers to Eastern Europe, particularly the Carpathians, and could be requested from the concierge desk of their hotels. Others claim that the kits originated in twentieth century America and are nothing more than romantic curiosities.

imageVampire legends go back thousands of years and occur in great variety in almost every culture around the world. The vampires we are most familiar with today are largely based on Eastern European legends, which originated in the far East and were transported with trade caravans that traveled along the silk route to the Mediterranean. Who is doomed to become a vampire? A person born with a caul or tail, the illegitimate offspring of two illegitimate persons or anyone who died an unnatural death or before being baptized. Also doomed were witches, the seventh child of the same sex in a family, the child of a pregnant woman who was looked at by a vampire or who did not eat salt, those bitten by vampires and those not properly buried. Precautions to prevent vampirism included burying the body face down, placing a wild, thorny rose on the grave to repel unholy spirits or piling stones to obstruct the demon from rising from the earth. Spreading millet, grains or poppy seeds at the gravesite would distract the vampire, and the smell of garlic buried with the corpse would repel it. Eucharistic symbols of purity or holiness, such as the host wafer and salt, also repelled the demons, and holy water could sear its flesh and, if sprinkled in the grave, sterilized the vampire’s tomb. Holes that appeared in the earth at the gravesite might signal the presence of a vampire, and graves were often opened seven years after death to ensure against vampirism. A corpse that had not decomposed or whose eyes were open was often deemed to be a vampire. Other telltale signs included a ruddy complexion with the mouth and nails clotted with blood, or the corpse floating on a reservoir of blood. If the flesh was punctured with a pin, blood would gush from the body.

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The origins of the box are in the Carpathian in the Mountains of Transylvania, Romania. It was acquired from an old priest. This Vampire Killing Kit is genuine and all the text used on it its in Latin and old Romanian. All the genuine kits are not in English language.

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This is not a toy. Please, we advise not to let minors use it and we cannot take any responsibility on its future use. Do not drink or taste the recipients in the bottles.

After receiving the payment the Vampire Killing Kit will be shipped from Transylvania, the land of all vampires, the land of Dracula.

A COA is available from the Department of Culture Romania - Certificate of Authenticity released by legal authorities plus a letter of appraisal from a major antique dealer in Romania, sealed and signed by the city hall.

[...]
The Vampire Killing Kit was acquired from an old monastery near the city of Sighisoara, close to Vlad Tepes (Dracula )’s castle. This Vampire Kit has a history, its appraised and officially recognized by legal institutions.

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Kommentar von Britney  am  24.08.2006, 1:26 | #

POAH-EJ !??....der sieht aber eher total so ähnlich aus wie der Beischlafutensilienkoffer von Madonna…

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